would you wear it?

Isn’t it amazing?

Absolutely goregous, right?

You’re not sure what they are, are you?  Before you find out, take the little poll below to see if you can guess.   The answer is below.

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a little less ass and a little more class

It was a great summer, and I even made it up to Saratoga once!  My lone Toga trip was part of a reunion weekend with some fabulous friends from college.  We decided to relive our Siena days by heading out in downtown Saratoga for a night of light craziness.   Now, if you’ve ever been out downtown during track season you know space is limited in basically every establishment.  I can understand a spilled drink, a mistaken push, a few crushed toes…but this was new:

Yep, a butt in our faces, actually about 4 inches from my friends shoulder (she leaned forward so we could get a good pic).    We were on a crowded outdoor patio where the tables were so close together, but this guy just kept leaning over his table and shoving his backside at our table.   It gets better…not only was his tush waving in our faces, he started to scratch his butt basically over my friends shoulder.  Hand straight down the back of his pants.  I didn’t get a shot of that…probably for the best.     Ladies, there are some classy men in Saratoga, just be prepared for a butt scratcher.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve encountered in a crowded bar?

get your remake on with russell and rihanna

I’m not saying that ’Arthur’ or ‘The Bodyguard’ should be ranked up there with Citizen Kane, but is it really necessaryto remake these films?    Apparently Russell Brand will be starring in the updated (aka awful) version of ‘Arthur’.

  

If a remake of ‘Arthur’ isn’t painful enough for you, start getting ready for the rumors that Rihanna will be starring in an all new version of ‘The Bodyguard’.   I have no words…..

prom dress or lingerie?

After a supery yummy meal this evening, my friend and I decided to do check out some sales at a store.   After perusing the shoes, salivating over the Coach bags and averting my gaze from the bikinis I was surprised to see lingerie hanging on a wall…usually lingerie in a department store is sort of hidden away.   As I got closer to inspect the sexy unmentionables I realized that it was not lingerie, but formal dresses, like prom dresses, that girls wear!

I think I’m pretty far from being a prude, but  I was SHOCKED how teeny tiny these dresses are:

So honestly, what do you think….

 

Thanks to my friend J for snapping the photos!

Paris stimulates the economy with a diamond dashboard

We all have to make sacrifices during the recession.   I’ve cut back on eating out, we’re big into Mac and Cheese lately.   Paris Hilton has had to cut back too, she couldn’t get her custom pink Bentley completely covered in diamonds, so she’s just settling on a $126,000 diamond dashboard.    I eat Mac and Cheese, Paris settles on a blinged out dash….sacrifices all around.