if i had a million dollars – $55,000 backpack

Amounts like “$55,000” and terms like “backpack” are rarely seen in the same sentence.   Thank goodness the Olsen sisters fixed that for us.  Their couture fashion label, “The Row” (didn’t want you to think their Wal-Mart label was behind the salary-esque bag) and artist Damien Hirst have combined forces to create 12 of these insanely priced unique backpacks:

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This isn’t just a bag, it’s wearable art.  I mean, take away the circle or the pills that adorn it and it’s just a plain old $34,000 bag (I’ll admit, I do think the plain bag is pretty amazing):

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What’s that Michelle?  Did you just do that math?

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That means those pills and circles are worth about $21,000???   Well it is Damien Hirst.   Some say he’s the next Warhol, some say he’s crazy.   If you’ve got the cash, you can sport some of his madness on your back, the limited edition bags are up for grabs started 12/12 at JUST ONE EYE.  Sorry, no free shipping on a $55,000 bag.

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if i had a million dollars – world’s most expensive iphone case

I don’t know about you, but I use my iPhone for everything.   Schedules, emails, blogging, I can even run my radio station from it.  I suppose I should invest more in protecting something that’s so central to my life, but would you spend 1,000 times more than a phone’s worth to protect it?   You could!   Check out the world’s most expensive iPhone case:

 

The Lotus, created by Uunique London, costs over $300,000 and is made of 18k rose gold and diamonds.   You can see the intricate craftsmanship that went into the Lotus’ creation here:

Makes your OtterBox feel kinda cheap now doesn’t it?

 

if i had a million dollar’s – 2012 victoria’s secret fantasy bra

This should really be if “I had a million dollars, and a model physique, and another million and a half.   The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was filmed last night and Alessandra Ambrosio rocked the 2012 Fantasy bra:

Yup, that looks about right for a $2.5 million bra.   This bra has a 20 carat diamond centerpiece, rubies, sapphires and diamonds of just about every shade.  Victoria’s Secret has rolled out fantasy bras since 1996, you can check out the whole boob and bling spectrum here

Got me thinking about the most expensive bra I’ve ever purchased.  I can’t remember but odds are good it was probably some insane contraption to sport a bridesmaid dress.  Those are never sexy.

if i had a million dollars – world’s most expensive dress

If you’ve already found the perfect little black dress it’s time to upgrade to the world’s most expensive dress…if you’ve got about $5 million laying around.

The dress, created by Debbie Wingham, weighs almost 30 pounds and has 25 two carat black diamonds on the dress, diamonds along the shoulder line and further down the skirt and then another set of 25 two carat black diamonds on the shrug!  Oh it’s also sewn with gold thread.  I’d imagine you’d need an army of bodyguards to head to cocktail hour in this dress.

 I could see Mamatoga sporting something fabulous like this. 

You can learn more about the black diamond dress at the designer’s website, you know in case you need a million dollar dress for your next big event 🙂 .   If you do end up finding a place to wear the black diamond dress, don’t forget to pair it with the black diamond nail polish.  You’ll have $5 million on your body and $250k on your hands.  No need to accessorize!