everyone’s going under the knife

Even Miss Piggy…from people.com

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A little rhinoplasty, a little lift….even foam puppets are feeling the plastic surgery pressures in Hollywood.

if heidi klum is “fat” what does that make me?

Heidi Klum is that rare breed of celebrity that is goregous, insanely successful, and incredibly likeable.   C’mon, admit it…when you’ve seen Heidi on Project Runway you want to be her Tim Gunn kind of  friend.   Everybody loves Heidi Klum…well everyone except folks in the fashion industry.  

Wolfgang Joop, a German fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld and other fashion insiders have basically called Klum heavy, unknown, and short!!!   WTF, that’s like saying Katherine Hepburn should have been in commercials.

Heidi Klum has “responded” by appearing nekkid and goregous on Germany’s GQ in March.

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Seriously I’m just going to go hit up the KFC drive-thru right now, if Heidi Klum is considered “too large” for anything, no diet will EVER get me ahead 🙂

 

why did he even show up

I missed the live Letterman show…I can only imagine how awkward it must have been.  

celebrity iPod

I think celebrity auctions are an amazing way to raise funds for charities in need…the only drawback is you could conceivably end up with a product that you will never use…but I suppose it’s a case by case situation.

 

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While perusing People.com today I noticed the celebrity iPod auction that will be taking place via Tonic.com.   This is something I would totally bid on.  An autographed iPod stocked with the star’s fave playlists.   Imagine the conversations!   Celebs like Gwen Stefani, Mariah Carey, Faith Hill, Pete Wentz and more have donated their signatures and their likes to the cause.   I’m super curious what Mariah’s playlist is…perhaps all Nick Cannon?