if i had a million dollars – $55,000 backpack

Amounts like “$55,000” and terms like “backpack” are rarely seen in the same sentence.   Thank goodness the Olsen sisters fixed that for us.  Their couture fashion label, “The Row” (didn’t want you to think their Wal-Mart label was behind the salary-esque bag) and artist Damien Hirst have combined forces to create 12 of these insanely priced unique backpacks:

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This isn’t just a bag, it’s wearable art.  I mean, take away the circle or the pills that adorn it and it’s just a plain old $34,000 bag (I’ll admit, I do think the plain bag is pretty amazing):

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What’s that Michelle?  Did you just do that math?

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That means those pills and circles are worth about $21,000???   Well it is Damien Hirst.   Some say he’s the next Warhol, some say he’s crazy.   If you’ve got the cash, you can sport some of his madness on your back, the limited edition bags are up for grabs started 12/12 at JUST ONE EYE.  Sorry, no free shipping on a $55,000 bag.

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if i had a million dollars – world’s most expensive iphone case

I don’t know about you, but I use my iPhone for everything.   Schedules, emails, blogging, I can even run my radio station from it.  I suppose I should invest more in protecting something that’s so central to my life, but would you spend 1,000 times more than a phone’s worth to protect it?   You could!   Check out the world’s most expensive iPhone case:

 

The Lotus, created by Uunique London, costs over $300,000 and is made of 18k rose gold and diamonds.   You can see the intricate craftsmanship that went into the Lotus’ creation here:

Makes your OtterBox feel kinda cheap now doesn’t it?

 

if i had a million dollar’s – 2012 victoria’s secret fantasy bra

This should really be if “I had a million dollars, and a model physique, and another million and a half.   The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was filmed last night and Alessandra Ambrosio rocked the 2012 Fantasy bra:

Yup, that looks about right for a $2.5 million bra.   This bra has a 20 carat diamond centerpiece, rubies, sapphires and diamonds of just about every shade.  Victoria’s Secret has rolled out fantasy bras since 1996, you can check out the whole boob and bling spectrum here

Got me thinking about the most expensive bra I’ve ever purchased.  I can’t remember but odds are good it was probably some insane contraption to sport a bridesmaid dress.  Those are never sexy.

if i had a million dollars – $13k moisturizer

Moisturizer for $13,000.   There it is.   Cle de Peau Beaute is releasing a limited edition moisturizer, available this September for a price higher than gold.   For 13k I would hope there’s gold in it, and an aesthetician who comes out and gives you a facial whenever you’d like.    Apparently the high cost of the moisturizer is due to the packaging.   Why use plastic when you can put it in crystal and platinum:

If you’d still like to experience the world’s most expensive moisturizer, Barney’s will apparently have the goods available for about $780 this fall, but no fancy packaging.   No crystal for you.

More amazing than the price tag is the commercial for the moisturizing cream.  Apparently if you buy it you’ll be able to make sexy eyes like Amanda Seyfried, oh and your skin might look good too.  Check out the video below: